Does Satan torture virgins?

[death_by_motorboat]

If you're a virgin does Satan just laugh at you for eternity?

[naraku360]

Not all of them.

 

Just Zeni.

[fuggnificent]

i think all the virgins go to muslims up there

[death_by_motorboat]

Once in a while you have nothing but the truth left to deal with, and, well, Zeni....

[death_by_motorboat]

If my daughter died a virgin she would not get gang banged by jihadists in a mystical realm for eternity

[Cau]

I suppose so.

 

I mean everyone else seems to.

[katt_goddess]

They get to use dial-up for their online video games for all eternity.

 

You'll never minecraft again.  :::

[Still Me]

If you're a virgin does Satan just laugh at you for eternity?

 

oh god I hope so

[Naraku4656]

i guess we'll find out

[lupin_bebop]

I don't know.....I'll have to ask him.

Or Zeni.

[rilkean_heart]

Satan isn't mean, he's cool

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I would actually count myself lucky if I were to go to hell and the worst I'd have to endure is being laughed at for being a virgin for eternity.

[death_by_motorboat]

I figured there would be a literal interpretation.

 

In your case Satan's laugh would be like

 

Fire on your eardrum, blasting the most

 

Hideous sound in incontainable volume

 

To the centers of your beliefs and uprooting

 

Your soul from it's foundations with Earth

 

Shattering vibration that drains all hope

 

From your spirit while darkness engulfs

 

The essence of you immortally and

 

You fall into the abyss, torn by eternity

 

Into fragments of ultimate pain 

[André Toulon]

Satan doesn't do anything.....He's made up

[death_by_motorboat]

Oh.