death_by_motorboat Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 If you're a virgin does Satan just laugh at you for eternity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Not all of them. Just Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 i think all the virgins go to muslims up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 Once in a while you have nothing but the truth left to deal with, and, well, Zeni.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 If my daughter died a virgin she would not get gang banged by jihadists in a mystical realm for eternity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 I suppose so. I mean everyone else seems to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 They get to use dial-up for their online video games for all eternity. You'll never minecraft again. ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 If you're a virgin does Satan just laugh at you for eternity? oh god I hope so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 i guess we'll find out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 I don't know.....I'll have to ask him. Or Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Satan isn't mean, he's cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 I would actually count myself lucky if I were to go to hell and the worst I'd have to endure is being laughed at for being a virgin for eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 I figured there would be a literal interpretation. In your case Satan's laugh would be like Fire on your eardrum, blasting the most Hideous sound in incontainable volume To the centers of your beliefs and uprooting Your soul from it's foundations with Earth Shattering vibration that drains all hope From your spirit while darkness engulfs The essence of you immortally and You fall into the abyss, torn by eternity Into fragments of ultimate pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Satan doesn't do anything.....He's made up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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