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World peace.  End strife and violence.  Golden rule.  Individuality and sameness.  Intelligence for all.  Aptitude with the right attitude.

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World peace.  End strife and violence.  Golden rule.  Individuality and sameness.  Intelligence for all.  Aptitude with the right attitude.

 

ok but the sun is going to explode

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and all the women in the world will want to have sex with you...but you will not have genitals

 

This is a fun twist that plays strongly to my cuckular instincts

 

I am pleased.

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sure...but it will sprout from your forehead

 

This is acceptable.  Assuming it's a functioning penis, I can just keep a bucket next to my bed for those morning pisses without having to get out from under the covers.

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This is acceptable.  Assuming it's a functioning penis, I can just keep a bucket next to my bed for those morning pisses without having to get out from under the covers.

 

yeah but if a hot chick walks by and gives you a chub you're gonna be walking around like a lil dickacorn

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I wish I had a wish that had no downside.

 

you can have that wish but you'll have no tongue to speak it...all wishes need to be spoken by the one who wishes for it...

Guest Eregion
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sure but while in your possession it will never turn on

 

Why must you forsake me?

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