Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 last man/woman alive....how're you gonna ride this out? set your own parameters for fuel, oxygen, food, and whatever
André Toulon Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 last man/woman alive....how're you gonna ride this out? set your own parameters for fuel, oxygen, food, and whatever Find a planet of angry, dumb, blood lusting monkeys and become their hero that they don't deserve against the scant few others of my race that somehow escaped and still exist in the universe.
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 Find a planet of angry, dumb, blood lusting monkeys and become their hero that they don't deserve against the scant few others of my race that somehow escaped and still exist in the universe. holy shit, they should totally update the stories in the bible to get more of the youth interested and this should be Jesus' back story....I'd but it...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Reminds me a little of Trigun.
André Toulon Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 It's definitely not as outlandish as a virgin getting knocked up by gawd's white baby or the 500 year old man built a boat that held 2 of every species of creature and rode out a, Earthwide flood
André Toulon Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Reminds me a little of Trigun. Jokes on you, it's Metriod.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Jokes on you, it's Metriod. I'm not familiar with Metroid's back story, but I remember in Super Metroid, the space colony Samus was on blew up and she went to Zebes. But I think she was just there to kill mother brain, not to live. Right?
Zenigundam Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Sexy British exchange student who just came to NY for her junior year of college. She says she gets 1,000 messages a day on OKC. What do I say to her to make her meet up with me so that I can impregnate her and start my family life? I've decided that we should be husband and wife and that she'll be the one to bear Johnnygundam.
André Toulon Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 I'm not familiar with Metroid's back story, but I remember in Super Metroid, the space colony Samus was on blew up and she went to Zebes. But I think she was just there to kill mother brain, not to live. Right? *sigh*......Why must you take me so literally.....I was just saying that this generic formula has been overused and only slightly modified to seem fresh. But since you asked (or didn't but because I want to) Samus was an orphan and was raised by the alien species on Zebes......I think the Corzo or some shit. She left to go be a bounty hunter but learned that her foster parent's race was killed off by the Metroids and she came back for revenge......Or at least that's the cribnotes version
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 *sigh*......Why must you take me so literally.....I was just saying that this generic formula has been overused and only slightly modified to seem fresh. Yeah, you're right. Another thing this thread reminds me of is the Black Sabbath song Into the Void (released in 1971). But since you asked (or didn't but because I want to) Samus was an orphan and was raised by the alien species on Zebes......I think the Corzo or some shit. She left to go be a bounty hunter but learned that her foster parent's race was killed off by the Metroids and she came back for revenge......Or at least that's the cribnotes version Interesting.
André Toulon Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Sexy British exchange student who just came to NY for her junior year of college. She says she gets 1,000 messages a day on OKC. What do I say to her to make her meet up with me so that I can impregnate her and start my family life? I've decided that we should be husband and wife and that she'll be the one to bear Johnnygundam. The really sad part is that you've chaffed so much ass here that even though the retarded story you told isn't reflected anywhere in this completely tame conversation in the picture, someone is going to report it.
Zenigundam Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 This is the type of girl who cheats on whoever she's with every other day, so I like it. I can't wait for the daily drama and chasing her around trying to catch her in the act and then pounding on her boy toy's apartment door with a beer in hand like the true lone wolf alpha male warrior I am, while he scrambles to put his pants on and hides in the closet, and asks her to answer the door because he's busy pissing his pants!! :it:
Phillies Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 As long as fuggz is in the cargo bay and the ship can handel the payload I'll be ok for a while.
fuggnificent Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 As long as fuggz is in the cargo bay and the ship can handel the payload I'll be ok for a while. so many things wrong with this lol its too early
Still Me Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 resign to the fate that I'll probably die floating through space, given that technology on earth is far under par with that of other intelligent life....I mean seriously...even if I DID find them I'm not sure they would be all that interested in a lower earthing....all these years...and aliens are only interested in our assholes? Eh....
Phillies Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 so many things wrong with this lol its too early I didn't mean it like that
DragonSinger Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 I'd hopefully be able to make it to a space station where there's enough food for me to contemplate how I'll spend my future. If I don't kill myself, maybe I'll try and grow food and build robots or something. That will highly depend on whether or not I have something like a kindle to pass the time.
ghostrek2 Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 i would be boldly going where no man has gone before that or :painfap: :fap:
Ric Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 i would be boldly going where no man has gone before that or :painfap: :fap: Everyone knows how endowed you are now, shouldn't have to be doing that yourself.
ghostrek2 Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Everyone knows how endowed you are now, shouldn't have to be doing that yourself. i am not good with the ladies
Ginguy Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 dont worry zeni one day you'll be in prison and all the boys are gonna be hitting you up & you won't feel ignored anymore In 2 days, that's when our lone wolf alpha warrior hero is gonna blow off his court date and get that bench warrant issued for FTA.....
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 As long as fuggz is in the cargo bay and the ship can handel the payload I'll be ok for a while. there are no cannibals in space..............wait, you are gonna eat her right?
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 resign to the fate that I'll probably die floating through space, given that technology on earth is far under par with that of other intelligent life....I mean seriously...even if I DID find them I'm not sure they would be all that interested in a lower earthing....all these years...and aliens are only interested in our assholes? Eh.... I'll put you down for quick decent into space madness/becomes reaver
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 I'd hopefully be able to make it to a space station where there's enough food for me to contemplate how I'll spend my future. If I don't kill myself, maybe I'll try and grow food and build robots or something. That will highly depend on whether or not I have something like a kindle to pass the time. uh huh.....i'm gonna go ahead and put you down for crashes shuttle into space station
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 i would be boldly going where no man has gone before that or :painfap: :fap: wrong order...i'm sure it'll start out as :fap: then quickly decent into :painfap:
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 id try and fly between two black holes in binary orbit sooo....suicide then.....you could just say that....always gotta be all fancy and ish
DragonSinger Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 uh huh.....i'm gonna go ahead and put you down for crashes shuttle into space station Why you gotta hate on my driving in a far-fetched scenario where no one can witness me hit the space station? Huh? HUH?
Mix Posted September 9, 2017 Author Posted September 9, 2017 Why you gotta hate on my driving in a far-fetched scenario where no one can witness me hit the space station? Huh? HUH? the only reason I do anything
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 the only reason I do anything *Wipes tear from eye* For your parents? Man, that's so sweet.
Mix Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 *Wipes tear from eye* For your parents? Man, that's so sweet. :'( they died for my sins........ or was that the other guy, hmmmm.....either way ::]::
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Yes, I've been writing Elon Musk for tickets for 2 years now.
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