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They've gone to Betson's annual furniture blowout sale!  Betson's has complete living room sets for just $489, complete dining room sets for just $269 and more.  Still can't afford it?  You can use the easy credit plan and pay just $89 a month for thirty six months!  Come on down!  Betson's is on Route 30, the White Horse Pike in Hammonton, New Jersey.  But be fast, because this sale ends tomorrow!
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Isn't Jessica Alba latina?

 

She's gone to great lengths to hide her mexican heritage, even went so far as to have George Lopez give her a DNA test that makes her like 75% European and a bunch of other shit.

 

So somehow with both of her grandparents being Mexican immigrants, she managed to become European.  It was around this time that I decided she was just a retarded bitch.

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