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Only one single ramen noodle?  :| :|

 

Don't you get it.....It's what makes it so hilarious.  :) See, a pack of ramen  :D.....A pack of ramen only costs like 10 cents....... :D :D :D......Bu...But if you broke it down into 10 equal parts, making each part a penny......... >:D >:D >:D.  YOU WOULD STILL HAVE MORE THAN 1 NOODLE. >:D >:D >:D.  So.....SO....What he's saying is he is SO broke....... >:D that he actually can only afford food that is less......Than a......Than a......OMG :D :D....THAN A............PENNY! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

 

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Don't you get it.....It's what makes it so hilarious.  :) See, a pack of ramen  :D.....A pack of ramen only costs like 10 cents....... :D :D :D......Bu...But if you broke it down into 10 equal parts, making each part a penny......... >:D >:D >:D.  YOU WOULD STILL HAVE MORE THAN 1 NOODLE. >:D >:D >:D.  So.....SO....What he's saying is he is SO broke....... >:D that he actually can only afford food that is less......Than a......Than a......OMG :D :D....THAN A............PENNY! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

 

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He spent all his money on that house of his!

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I can't vouch what you can and can't buy with stamps, so I'm using a fried chicken bucket to emphasize how much more meat you can get out of a large quantity of chicken than a lobster tail or two. For survivablility, it'd be easier to cook alot of chicken into a week's worth of food than try to make a lobster tail last for more than two days.

 

Again, this is assuming that food stamps are chintzy enough to place a limit on exactly how much lobster you can get. This is also assuming that the lobster you can redeem with food stamps are available.

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I can't vouch what you can and can't buy with stamps, so I'm using a fried chicken bucket to emphasize how much more meat you can get out of a large quantity of chicken than a lobster tail or two. For survivablility, it'd be easier to cook alot of chicken into a week's worth of food than try to make a lobster tail last for more than two days.

 

Again, this is assuming that food stamps are chintzy enough to place a limit on exactly how much lobster you can get. This is also assuming that the lobster you can redeem with food stamps are available.

 

And you have to take into account this is fuggz stomach we are feeding the lobsters too.

 

 

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Don't you get it.....It's what makes it so hilarious.  :) See, a pack of ramen  :D.....A pack of ramen only costs like 10 cents....... :D :D :D......Bu...But if you broke it down into 10 equal parts, making each part a penny......... >:D >:D >:D.  YOU WOULD STILL HAVE MORE THAN 1 NOODLE. >:D >:D >:D.  So.....SO....What he's saying is he is SO broke....... >:D that he actually can only afford food that is less......Than a......Than a......OMG :D :D....THAN A............PENNY! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

 

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I'm just glad someone hates his shit as much as I do

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And you have to take into account this is fuggz stomach we are feeding the lobsters too.

 

 

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In that case, you might just have to find a side job. Something freelance at the very least. Might have shitty pay, but it'll be useful for building experience and could probably get you some extra lobsters.

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In that case, you might just have to find a side job. Something freelance at the very least. Might have shitty pay, but it'll be useful for building experience and could probably get you some extra lobsters.

 

I need to go Lobster fishing is what I need to do.

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