fuggnificent Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/17/health/contact-lens-uk-trnd/index.html this woman is responsible for the new directions on contacts 1. REMOVE OLD LENSES FIRST!
fuggnificent Posted July 19, 2017 Author Posted July 19, 2017 I will not sleep now. Ever again. Because of you. with 27 contacts youll never have to close your eyes in order to sleep again!
mthor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Point taken. (Actually, I've never worn contacts - the thought of having to touch my eyeballs grosses me out too much.)
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Point taken. (Actually, I've never worn contacts - the thought of having to touch my eyeballs grosses me out too much.) I tried contacts for a year in my teens. I don't know how anyone can stand it. I went back to glasses and never considered contacts again.
Codename: Jackass Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 It's such a blessing that I have never required corrective lenses.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 Incredible. She should've just dropped everything when she found out and contacted the guiness book of world records.. no pun intended really, but then we'd have a bunch of other idiots doing it on purpose to break the record.. Sounds fun..
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 *reads article* Dr. Thomas L. Steinemann, a clinical spokesman for the American Academy of Ophthalmology, said he's seen patients have one lens stuck -- but never 27. "This is one for the record books, as far as I could tell," he said.
1pooh4u Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 I wonder whats up her vag? 28 lost tampons ::]:: > :barf: S:
mthor Posted July 19, 2017 Posted July 19, 2017 28 lost tampons ::]:: > :barf: S: ...the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and Amelia Earhardt. Oh, and Jimmy Hoffa's body (and all those years, we thought it was in New Jersey.)
DragonSinger Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 While I do think that she's an idiot for not searching for the missing lenses, I do wonder if that eyeball/socket isn't fucked up in some type of way for them to keep sliding out of sight and her not feeling it until so many accumulated over the years. Especially since the other eye never had that problem.
Azalar Hex Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 My brother's wife once went to take out her contact lenses and found an old one stuck in the side of her eye socket, so she grabbed it and tugged. It wouldn't come out. She tried to peel it out a few times times and still couldn't get it out. Yeah, she was peeling off a layer of eye.
fuggnificent Posted July 20, 2017 Author Posted July 20, 2017 My brother's wife once went to take out her contact lenses and found an old one stuck in the side of her eye socket, so she grabbed it and tugged. It wouldn't come out. She tried to peel it out a few times times and still couldn't get it out. Yeah, she was peeling off a layer of eye. holy shit howd she get it out? ive been wearing contacts for over 20 years and never "lost" one thank god. i did have to peel a dry one off but i just wore glasses for awhile after that
DragonSinger Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 My brother's wife once went to take out her contact lenses and found an old one stuck in the side of her eye socket, so she grabbed it and tugged. It wouldn't come out. She tried to peel it out a few times times and still couldn't get it out. Yeah, she was peeling off a layer of eye. ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: ::: Oh god, you got me making this face like Mthor over here.
fuggnificent Posted July 20, 2017 Author Posted July 20, 2017 i deal with incredible stupidity like that daily at work. today a guy as me to accept a picture....not an xray or xray report..but a picture of his son in a cast as proof of a fracture
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