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Do you think satan ever tempted the dinosaurs?


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I mean, dinosaurs were the prominent life form on earth for 165 million years as opposed to like, the couple hundred thousand or so we've been around.

 

Is it safe to assume Satan was running around trying to get velociraptors to eat from the tree of knowledge?

 

Because I don't think he'd have much luck with that; they're carnivores.

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Are you autistic?

What is it with autistic being the number one insult fucktards on the internet come up with? I just don't get it.

 

For all you know the fucking person is autistic and the one thing they excel at is the one thing you dream about

 

while sitting alone in your mothers apartment on her computer I just..  "Are you autistic?"  >:D

 

Yes, but atleast I'm not a cringey motherfucker with a default list of troll words to abuse until they're

 

completely meainingless.  >:(

 

 

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Everyone know Satan planted those "dinosaur" bones as a means to lead humanity away from God and toward his own religion....Science.  A false idol that has led to many of God's children away from the righteous path and toward the gates of hell.

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On 7/15/2017 at 11:55 PM, Philosipher_Stoned said:

What is it with autistic being the number one insult fucktards on the internet come up with? I just don't get it.

 

For all you know the fucking person is autistic and the one thing they excel at is the one thing you dream about

 

while sitting alone in your mothers apartment on her computer I just..  "Are you autistic?"  >:D

 

Yes, but atleast I'm not a cringey motherfucker with a default list of troll words to abuse until they're

 

completely meainingless.  >:(

 

Are you unfamiliar with Serge?........He's kinda dumb and has a lexicon the size of a weekday comic strip.  Other popular terms in his repertoire are n*gg*r, f*gg*t, and 180 proof.

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I mean, dinosaurs were the prominent life form on earth for 165 million years as opposed to like, the couple hundred thousand or so we've been around.

 

Is it safe to assume Satan was running around trying to get velociraptors to eat from the tree of knowledge?

 

Because I don't think he'd have much luck with that; they're carnivores.

 

Satan would need something more irresistible....

 

 

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