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I can't stand jingo, but this is a retarded retort.  Ever had them go to the back for more toppings?

 

There's your spit.  I night managed a Subway in highschool......It's easy to fuck up your food.

 

no they dont go in the back for more toppings. ill be wary if they try and do that, though! thanks!

 

"hey, bish .. you got plenty of onions right there... where you going?"

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I've never had issues with getting how much or how little of any given item I want at Subway. Among all the toppings that end up on my sammich, I specify just a little lettuce [because they use iceburg and I'm mildly allergic to iceburg] and extra pickles [because frickin' love dill pickles] and they do just that every time. Never gotten grief for any of it.

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I've never had issues with getting how much or how little of any given item I want at Subway. Among all the toppings that end up on my sammich, I specify just a little lettuce [because they use iceburg and I'm mildly allergic to iceburg] and extra pickles [because frickin' love dill pickles] and they do just that every time. Never gotten grief for any of it.

 

only one employee ever had a problem with it and i think she was fatphobic because im a tiny wee bit on the hefty side. and i think honestly she was fucking retarded and it was her opinion only that affected her trying to withhold my onions. i asked for the regular amount of meat and cheese and everything else, but i like lots of sweet red onion and she said i was trying to make my sandwich "bigger than its supposed to be". Also, onions is the only topping i was asking for extra of. shes was just a petty ass bitch is what it was. hope she enjoys the unemployment checks, the cunt.

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I bet they had to contact Jared using a complex encrypted message system via an inmate cocaine smuggling network to get contact info of the CEO, which was quickly received in exchange for kiddy porn disguised as drugs. They called Suzanne Greco and were like,

"Yo, fuggs posted a scathing Yelp review, what do we do?"

And Suzanne says, "You didn't give her enough onions? You don't deserve a great Yelp review!"

And the Subway manager stammers out, "B-but what... do we do?"

"You're all fired and replaced by better sandwich artists! Sandwich artists who know that with great Yelp reviews comes great responsibility."

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i like to think my glowing review on the website had something to do with it. now i gets all the onion i pleases  O0

 

I think your review made all of the difference. These companies need to pay close attention to customer feedback or else they'll be out of business. Good job, Fuggz.

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only one employee ever had a problem with it and i think she was fatphobic because im a tiny wee bit on the hefty side. and i think honestly she was fucking retarded and it was her opinion only that affected her trying to withhold my onions. i asked for the regular amount of meat and cheese and everything else, but i like lots of sweet red onion and she said i was trying to make my sandwich "bigger than its supposed to be". Also, onions is the only topping i was asking for extra of. shes was just a petty ass bitch is what it was. hope she enjoys the unemployment checks, the cunt.

 

Meh, she shouldn't have had issues with extra onions as long as you weren't going to stand there and breath on her after each bite. :D Onions have antibiotic properties and red onions have a natural blood thinning effect which can help keep killer clots from forming or at least from getting bigger, especially in heftier people who might be susceptible to leg clots caused by sitting around too much.

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Meh, she shouldn't have had issues with extra onions as long as you weren't going to stand there and breath on her after each bite. :D Onions have antibiotic properties and red onions have a natural blood thinning effect which can help keep killer clots from forming or at least from getting bigger, especially in heftier people who might be susceptible to leg clots caused by sitting around too much.

 

Ok, nerd, onions are good and they give sandwiches and other dishes a nice flavor.

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I bet they had to contact Jared using a complex encrypted message system via an inmate cocaine smuggling network to get contact info of the CEO, which was quickly received in exchange for kiddy porn disguised as drugs. They called Suzanne Greco and were like,

"Yo, fuggs posted a scathing Yelp review, what do we do?"

And Suzanne says, "You didn't give her enough onions? You don't deserve a great Yelp review!"

And the Subway manager stammers out, "B-but what... do we do?"

"You're all fired and replaced by better sandwich artists! Sandwich artists who know that with great Yelp reviews comes great responsibility."

 

YES! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I ENVISIONED IT!!!

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Meh, she shouldn't have had issues with extra onions as long as you weren't going to stand there and breath on her after each bite. :D Onions have antibiotic properties and red onions have a natural blood thinning effect which can help keep killer clots from forming or at least from getting bigger, especially in heftier people who might be susceptible to leg clots caused by sitting around too much.

 

good to know. i get tons of red onions on fairly daily basis. today i had a salad and pizza both with red onion. i think even tho im heftier i do eat healthy which is why i dont have high blood pressure (yet). I do a lot of sitting tho so i definitely need the anticoagulant effects of my onions. now u got me just wanting to ask for even more.

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I'm eternally grateful I live in the land of Wawa because Subway is terrible.

 

what sandwich do you get??? i get seafood sensations and when they dont have it (very few subways have the seafood sub) i get tuna or cold cut and all the ingredients combine to make a near orgasmic experience for me! I love subway! esp since you can get the bread toasted now.. so delish

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Ok, nerd, onions are good and they give sandwiches and other dishes a nice flavor.

 

I don't recall giving you permission to leave your crate or start yapping.  :|

 

I think onions are gross and taste horrible but that doesn't mean I won't pass on the info regarding their health benefits to others.

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good to know. i get tons of red onions on fairly daily basis. today i had a salad and pizza both with red onion. i think even tho im heftier i do eat healthy which is why i dont have high blood pressure (yet). I do a lot of sitting tho so i definitely need the anticoagulant effects of my onions. now u got me just wanting to ask for even more.

 

hefty is good  <3

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what sandwich do you get??? i get seafood sensations and when they dont have it (very few subways have the seafood sub) i get tuna or cold cut and all the ingredients combine to make a near orgasmic experience for me! I love subway! esp since you can get the bread toasted now.. so delish

Every sandwich I've had from them has been horrifically mediocre.  They're a pale shadow of a legit hoagie.

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how do you know they didn't spit into the bin they used to make your sandwich when you pulled up.

 

I used to work at subway in highschool and there's usually 2 or three diff bins with the same thing in it

 

so we could spit in the food f the customers we didn't like, and still give the kind customers clean sandwiches.

 

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So I got bored and looked for your review, which IS NOT at the top, and it is amid a bunch of other reviews saying it's one of the cleanest they've ever been to.  there were a few other scathing reviews peppered throughout.....Most notable the racist one where someone said they run it like a Chinese food store.  So yeah, I doubt you blowing your top over onions 5 months ago is a factor in any of this.  Could be that people get better jobs and move on, but I know that just like Pacman, you look for ANY reason to feel important.

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