Bouvre Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 is only made worse by having to endure this interaction every once in awhile: *two dudes stand in line next to one another* Me (holding a pen and ticket prepared to take an order): Are the two of you together? One dude: Well, yeah, I'm paying but you know, we're not like... toGETHer together you know? I mean, I'm paying and whatnot, but we're not...that way, you know? and since having to endure this multiple times, I've come up with several responses. 1. Oh, yeah, I get it. *wink* 2. Don't worry, I understand the need for discretion. 3. One person is paying; it's a date. 4. Wow, I'm gay as fuck and that was hella gay, dude. (The fired route/bad ending) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I like # 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 I like # 2 Is this an anal joke? I hope it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mix Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Is this an anal joke? I hope it is. it is now...damn, i'm good O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Solution: "Are you guys in the same party?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 i'll go there to try to get you to say response #4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I vote for 4 too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 you shouldve said all of that after every other back and forth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 Solution: "Are you guys in the same party?" One dude: I mean, we have the same views on prison reform, and neither of us was like, a big fan of Party of FiVE, and I am paying, but that doesn't mean I'm some libtard anarchist taintsnatcher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 you shouldve said all of that after every other back and forth I would die if there was any back and forth beyond what I just described. It's usually just me going "Okay I gotcha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 I vote for 4 too In 3 months it'll happen. I'm sure of it. I'll warn my boss tomorrow about it. He'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 i'll go there to try to get you to say response #4 I'd go 4 4 u 4ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Are you talking about specifically gay men doing this or all men? I'm only asking because if I'm paying for a friend or my Brother's meal I have no problem saying "together" I feel no need to over explain it, personally it's no one's business what my affiliation to said person is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Are you talking about specifically gay men doing this or all men? I'm only asking because if I'm paying for a friend or my Brother's meal I have no problem saying "together" I feel no need to over explain it, personally it's no one's business what my affiliation to said person is Pretty much this......I mean I've had a sit down meal at a restaurant with my friend and if I'm paying, I just pay......If I'm not paying, I sit the and eat........If you think I'm boning the dude sitting across from me, well that's just your retarded problem. You can ASK if it's bothering you that much, but I feel no need to dissolve your insecurities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 One dude: I mean, we have the same views on prison reform, and neither of us was like, a big fan of Party of FiVE, and I am paying, but that doesn't mean I'm some libtard anarchist taintsnatcher! Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 just look disgusted at the other one and say "WHAT KIND OF JACKASS LETS YOU BUY EM FOOD AND DOESN'T PUT OUT!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 How can anyone say they aren't into hot dick if they've never experienced a good butt-fucking? Some really homophobic prudes out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just ask if one check or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 Are you talking about specifically gay men doing this or all men? I'm only asking because if I'm paying for a friend or my Brother's meal I have no problem saying "together" I feel no need to over explain it, personally it's no one's business what my affiliation to said person is Not gay men, and not every two males eating together. There's just occasionally two dudes and one gets really worked up about the word "together" and it's just absurd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 just look disgusted at the other one and say "WHAT KIND OF JACKASS LETS YOU BUY EM FOOD AND DOESN'T PUT OUT!?" Me tbh. I'm worth more than a bagel sandwich let's be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just ask if one check or two. I'm getting myself to ask if they're on the same ticket. It's been nice not having to deal with insecurities so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 Pretty much this......I mean I've had a sit down meal at a restaurant with my friend and if I'm paying, I just pay......If I'm not paying, I sit the and eat........If you think I'm boning the dude sitting across from me, well that's just your retarded problem. You can ASK if it's bothering you that much, but I feel no need to dissolve your insecurities. It's not so much about my curiosity as a server, but the people who are ordering together who seem to think I'm implying something I'm clearly not interested in or affected by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 maybe they're just tsundere about it. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE HER OR ANYTHING B.......BAKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 maybe they're just tsundere about it. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE HER OR ANYTHING B.......BAKA This is so far the best theory to lessen my irritation when faced with this response. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 This is so far the best theory to lessen my irritation when faced with this response. Thank you. finally my years of being a former anime nerd have paid off. now serve them both a milkshake with one straw and watch her face go red as a tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 finally my years of being a former anime nerd have paid off. now serve them both a milkshake with one straw and watch her face go red as a tomato. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "When did you start serving milkshakes?" and I'm like, "We don't, officially," and they're like, "Can I speak to your manager please?" and I'm like, "I am the manager," and the manager is like "What are you doing here on your day off?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "When did you start serving milkshakes?" and I'm like, "We don't, officially," and they're like, "Can I speak to your manager please?" and I'm like, "I am the manager," and the manager is like "What are you doing here on your day off?" i'll take a milkshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 i'll take a milkshake Any flavor you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 mint chocolate chip pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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