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$500 cash and the team leader of the month title.  Well... It's about time he got some recognition.  I knew for ten years this guy's a winner.

 

Ten years to get $500 and some slap-and-tickle?  I can't fathom how you have the will to get up in the morning.

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Been working this job 27 years.  Moved out on my own in 1984.

 

So you moved out a 46? Phillies has what, 16 years to get on track with you.

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$500 cash and the team leader of the month title.  Well... It's about time he got some recognition.  I knew for ten years this guy's a winner.

 

i got employee of the month last month and all I got was a little "certificate" with my name on it tac'd to the cork board above the time clock.... :|

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It's what this job gets for me.  Like, when I go to NY Comic Con, I can stuff three or four hundred bucks in my pocket and seriously buy things instead of just pattering around like a kid on an allowance.
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It's what this job gets for me.  Like, when I go to NY Comic Con, I can stuff three or four hundred bucks in my pocket and seriously buy things instead of just pattering around like a kid on an allowance.

and it only took you 27 years to do it. hey, don't fret in another 27 you can do the same thing

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Keep licking up shit for your life and $500 is your payout... fucking loser.

ExCUSE me... that was the supervisor who got the $500.  The payout for me is a pension.  I'm worth more money retired than working at this point.
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and it only took you 27 years to do it. hey, don't fret in another 27 you can do the same thing

No, That's EVERY year for the past seven or eight.  I can also pay cash for car or a piece of land.
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if that was the only and the highest bonus for the year, i'd accept it and update my resume

You could stay around for a promotion to department head.  Then, you can spend five years with one foot out the door and the other on a banana peel.
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You could stay around for a promotion to department head.  Then, you can spend five years with one foot out the door and the other on a banana peel.

and then get $501 OH MY GOOOOOOOOD.

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No, That's EVERY year for the past seven or eight.  I can also pay cash for car or a piece of land.

 

Lol.  You mean that land you were going buy for... what was it? .... $15,000 or something?

 

Yeah, you're raking that shit in, boss.

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Well, rats don't turn down moldy sandwich cheese behind the kitchen radiator now, do they ?

So now you're comparing supervisors to malnourished rats?  Glad I didn't take that job when offered.
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So now you're comparing supervisors to malnourished rats?  Glad I didn't take that job when offered.

 

Now let's think about this.  If a malnourished rat is your superior........................................................................

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Now let's think about this.  If a malnourished rat is your superior........................................................................

You're the one making the comparison, Bub. Me?  I never refer to rank as being superior.  Rank doesn't make the man.
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You're the one making the comparison, Bub. Me?  I never refer to rank as being superior.  Rank doesn't make the man.

 

Bathroom tips make the man.

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$500 cash and the team leader of the month title.  Well... It's about time he got some recognition.  I knew for ten years this guy's a winner.

 

I honestly thought this was going to be one those "dude is the worst supervisor ever" stories

 

glad to see a supervisor that actually works their ass off get recognition for once

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By they, you mean the riff raff you commiserate with?

No, I'm speaking directly to YOU.  I mean about dozens and more dozens of people precisely the same as you.

 

"Fiddle dee dee, fiddle dee dee... there's food on every tree!" said the grasshopper to the ants. 

 

Winter will be here sooner than you expect.

 

It always hits the same way.

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