My brother went in the bathroom to trim his mustache and came out with, uh, less eyebrows.
Why would someone do this without, like, an MTV camera crew following them?!?
I got a coworker a couple of bathroom mats that she wanted.
My secret Santa got me a Wal-Mart gift card, a bag of Hershey's minatures, and some cashews. She put this in like 5 different boxes but that's besides the point.
Okay, get a burner phone and open YouTube on your phone or computer.
When they answer, blast some Kendrick Lamar or something as loud as you fucking can.