I watched the local news last night and learned that I apparently live in an alternate universe where instead of growing up into Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon grows up to be a weekend sportscaster.
Me, who knows a little about video games: "It doesn't seem legal for a boss to have that much HP."
Me, who knows a little about Disgaea: "It doesn't seem legal for a PRINNY to have that much HP."
I legitimately don't know how she never either crashed or became Fry in that episode of Futurama where he drank 100 cups of coffee and started moving super fast.