Seight

WHO SAYS NO?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

As someone who's eaten at Golden Corral, I can confirm you don't eat there because it's good. Sidenote: I can also confirm this place has already closed.

I know this is a map of where cases have been so far but I like how it implies the non-existence of West Virginia.

IT IS.

I don't remember where I saw this, but someone pointed out the run on TP in Australia was caused by some of their toilet paper coming from China. Basically anything that isn't, like, Dollar Tree-level is produced in the US, so this is just people once again proving those old commercials that said "People Are Smart" hella wrong.

pLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP

*sees red bar on ESPN ticker, readies self for more COVID-* "Iona names Rick Pitino Head Coach"

DEXTER'S SECRET

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The new Avengers movie looks great.

So here's my best guess at what's going on based on what I've read: If the City of Tampa government cancels WrestleMania, then WWE can likely recoup at least some of the costs associated with running a large-scale event through insurance If WWE cancels, they cannot and are on the hook for all refunds Since neither side has made a decision, some of the smaller indies that run shows around WM weekend literally cannot cancel their events without potentially going bankrupt

(Reminder that KFC runs out of chicken sometimes when their supply chain isn't possibly affected by less people doing things)

I was actually talking to my dad last night and I told him "You know, I started classes for a Bachelor's in Business Administration when the Subprime bubble popped and now I'm looking for a new job in the middle of a global pandemic. DON'T I HAVE SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING?"

Oh yeah, there would definitely be changes to the way I live now. Definitely >__________>