Seight

Lemme get in here before we get moved to Rants: "Defund The Police" really means "They should have a budget to be a police force, not the 39th Infantry Regiment of [YOUR MUNICIPALITY HERE]."

A group of three to five white people is called a "podcast."

Bats hackwards.

My dad was on a jury once for a trial where these guys from Memphis got in a fight with some people at a Sonic in Oxford, MS. Part of their stated reason for being in Oxford was to buy a Confederate Flag. And my dad said he immediately thought "You couldn't find one place between Memphis and Oxford that sells a Confederate Flag?"

Congratulations

"What is this Eric Andre-sized box hiding?"

yo

We call that "9 in the morning or 8 at night" *starts melting*

WOULD.

Thus began what would be known as the "Reign of Terror".

When I was in college I was one of about 50 people at a basketball game that happened the same day as a winter storm. It was one of the team's two conference wins that year and I did the "Jump up and bump into someone" celebration with the PG after the game.

🎵Here she is, Miss Very Very Rural America🎵

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