Seight

I don't drink but I understand why other people would considering *GESTURES WILDLY AT EVERYTHING*

"Don't drink this, it isn't regular alcohol" *puts it in a giant bottle that has no pump on the end*

PLEASE REMAIN STILL WHILE WE CALIBRATE... THE NOZZLE

oh god the Zeni Cinematic Universe is expanding

PRO: It's nice to have something to watch on the weekends that I don't already know what happens in it. CON: We were promised FIGHT ISLAND, dammit!

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I hit a piece of wood that was once part of a tree when I was mowing, and it bent the blade and when I came back to check the mower there was a spot of oil on the garage where I put it. So that's...probably not good

It's not surprising, he basically spent the early 2000s as an amateur stuntman on national TV.

We're at a point where I honestly cannot tell if we're stupider than previous generations or if social media has allowed the stupidest people, who in the past would have been ridiculed or ignored, some level of legitimacy in what they tell others.

If it is remaining stationary, that's good, that means it isn't a millipede.

Do you believe that Gary Bettman is wistful for before These Uncertain Times *soft piano* now that everyone realizes that actually, Rob Manfred is our worst pro sports commish?

I wonder if you could make an actually better version of this now, given advancements in technology.

Well fuck, I'm old now.