Also, I think John Henry was the folktale about the guy who battled a machine to build a railroad tunnel quickest.
The plot of the film is...not that, according to Wikipedia?
Southern White Castle.
Also my dad told me once you might order a box of 12 sliders, and then at about the 6-8 mark you start thinking "Okay, I've made a terrible mistake."
I can't find the map right now, but I think Montana doesn't require the bride or groom to be at the ceremony for the marriage to be official.
So I hope he likes bison.