Seight

Nah I'm gonna wish her happy Muhammad Ali's birthday

river

I don't recall the chain of events that led to this happening, but I had a blue and yellow FUBU sweatshirt in Middle School.

Perhaps the real K-Swiss was the friends we made along the way. I also remember the Svedka Vodka commercials that said "Voted Best Vodka of 2035" and now I'm thinking maybe the robot model was a threat, not a promise.

bay

I like how this is technically correct in two different ways.

HA GOT'EM

Hwat

I get to start a 600k piece mail job that day. Started thinking if I didn't like working there I could just say "you know this isn't very woke of yous guys"

texting

"Fuck wait, vegetarians eat our food too!"

HOW?

This couldn't possibly be real, but if it was, I could add this next to the "Bubba Wallace wins a Cup Series race" test for "scenarios that would prove whether or not Spontaneous Combustion can be onset, as it pertains to people in rural Mississippi."

Oh how the turntables.

Obsession