Seight

congrats

COUSIN NIKO LET'S GO BOWLING

mascara

I tried to heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave at lunch today, just as a change of pace. An hour later my body was like "yeah don't do that shit again"

Only if its funny as hell.

B1G: "Let's put rules in place so that our teams have to play a minimum number of games to be in the championship, so that everyone is careful with everything going on rn" *Ohio State and Wisconsin don't play enough games, leading to a probably Indiana/Northwestern Big 10 Championship Game* B1G: "wait no"

Bob Dylan: "I'M RICH, BITCH!" *harmonica toots*

This is clearly the work of Medicaid wizards.

piercing

Well on the bright side GREGG Williams is no longer Defensive Coordinator. Which, I mean, he shouldn't have been after BountyGate, for anyone, but.

The only good ones are the Old Spice commercials where the guy is trying to keep his body wash, change my mind.

pen