The thing about where I live is 1-2" of snow is not the most that is going to fall this weekend, not even in the state, but it IS enough to fuck things up because people can't drive when the road is CLEAR.
*Google implies this no longer exists*
Damn, this would be a perfect Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week for Drew Magary's Jambaroo.
Nobody else needs to get this reference, I did this for me
*sigh* "Yeah, he's invited another college football champion over" -A McDonald's manager somewhere in Washington DC tired of trying to find how to store extra inventory