Seight

It feels apt that I've now lost a shot at winning again this year because I trusted the Chiefs. Yes I know I was pretty much out of the running already bear with me here lmao

I've tried mushrooms and pineapple on the same pizza exactly once.

Me reading the news online: "So nobody is sure if he's retiring or not, got it." Me seeing the BottomLine on ESPN: "there's no gotdamn way 1,000 white doves carried Brady's jersey to Heaven after the last time he took it off, come on"

Me after having to send out literally hundreds of thousands of W2s/1098/1099 forms and still not being done yet: "okay I think I'm starting to understand the Libertarian's points here."