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I feel like the simplest answer is "Dan Snyder is more useful and valuable to Roger Goodell than Jon Gruden is."

And then YOU'LL have to eat the eggs! LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!

Oh god, they're sending Urban Meyer to London?

Hot Take time: He was going to be in trouble anyway because of what he said about DeMaurice Smith in the emails, but his goose was COOKED when it was reported that he made fun of Fearless Leader Goodell too. [signs out, looks at the other parts of the report on Defector]

Most wine is fancy, except Thunderbird and Night Train, which were created by redneck scientists to fuck the discerning customer up.

It's pretty sweet. I almost felt like I immediately had to call a dentist.

That's why Lionel Messi plays for PSG now. Probably. Maybe.

Happy birthday, I hope you got enough balloons for the people working at Party City to think "What the hell is going on here?"