Seight

You can't fool me, you're just trying to make me look at my donger.

"MTN DEW Flamin' Hot" EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER ETC.

And a fan club made up of ECW cosplayers, don't forget that.

The Patriots literally got dicked down send tweet

...okay but why is Hillary wearing something that it looks like Pete would wear?

That seems bad. Is that bad?

There was some second thing he had before Covid and I...kinda thought he was dead from that? *shrug*

The thing about where I live is 1-2" of snow is not the most that is going to fall this weekend, not even in the state, but it IS enough to fuck things up because people can't drive when the road is CLEAR.

correct

*Google implies this no longer exists* Damn, this would be a perfect Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week for Drew Magary's Jambaroo. Nobody else needs to get this reference, I did this for me

*sigh* "Yeah, he's invited another college football champion over" -A McDonald's manager somewhere in Washington DC tired of trying to find how to store extra inventory

There's only one way Pete Davidson's dating history makes sense

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33058754/source-houston-texans-fire-coach-david-culley-just-one-season Mike Tomlin is the longest tenured current African American head coach in the NFL. And by that I mean Mike Tomlin is also the ONLY current African American head coach in the NFL.

I swear I don't mean this as an insult, but I thought he was already dead.