Seight

https://defector.com/the-nfl-and-deshaun-watson-did-the-math/ The summary here is that everyone involved decided "It would be better to suspend him for 2/3RDS of the season than suspend him for the entire season and possibly go through the discovery process, because everyone's* entire ass will be shown if that happens." *Watson, the Browns, Jimmy Haslam, probably the Texans, probably Roger Goodell, yeah everyone

Good on him for still being able to make money off of this song still. On a related note, I am super confused right now.

Yeah, "Some of you guys are okay, don't go to the radiation factory tomorrow" is...not super reassuring.

Me: "Okay, maybe there wasn't really anything for me to wor-" *the match everyone was certain would be the main event of All Out in 2 1/2 weeks is the main event of next week's Dynamite instead* Me:

I'm honestly impressed at Memphis both playing well last year and shit-talking the Warriors in a way that ends with them being in the Primetime ABC Christmas Day game.

"Oh yeah, if the NFL's so great why isn't there an NFL 2?" The College Football Playoff Board:

If Gaetz was an FBI informant, we might actually really have to reset the simulation because things are just too batshit insane now.

All it takes is one GM going "I can fix him as I am the one TRUE genius!" [see Anthony, Carmelo]

This is why I vote early. I'm being sarcastic, of course* *I'm being like 90% sarcastic but 10% "Yeah someone might try something stupid in a larger crowd of people"

Obviously, this is part of a plan to trick Bugs Bunny.

a boat

So what this is telling me is there's non-white people on Farmer's Only now, right?

We're all in agreement he absolutely would've tried to use the expired one, right?

It's hard for me to agree just because I'm in one of the states where the things the GOP are trying that freak most of the rest of the country out falls under [Skeletor_Jokes_On_You_I'm_Into_That_Shit.jpg].