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You remember the commercial where the animatronic goes "Hi, I'm Orville Redenbacher!" and everyone in the room has a look ranging from "No you are not" to "God has left this place"? That's what it felt like seeing "Harry Caray" sing the 7th Inning Stretch last night.

Thursday is between Monday and Sunday.

Right side of the picture-in-picture during AEW Dynamite: Brody King's entire blood leaving his forehead [citation needed] Left side of the picture-in-picture: A commercial for something on HGTV called *checks notes* Renovation Island

I love how the website's Our Story section leads to a subheader that says "Just Why?"

Open a junkyard and advertise it as "VINTAGE CAR PARTS FOR SALE!"

Now hold on here. They're from CNN, he hasn't read either of them.

*posts two articles, one from 2 years ago, the other from 18 months ago*

If they can make an actually good live-action/CGI Pac-Man movie give him an Oscar and a Peabody Award for shits and giggles.

So you're telling me Tucker and Alex probably texted multiple times about god knows what?