Seight

"I didn't own it then, doesn't count" *Vox Populi noises, whatever that means*

It would be the WORST THING IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY if Biden ignored Congress' subpoena. As opposed to when Trump does it, then its "We do just a little bit of trolling, don't get worked up about it bruh."

Nah, he changed his last name to "Anderson." *checks earpiece* okay I'm being told we're not talking about the same Kennedy.

"So England and USA draw nil-nil and" *loud banging noises* "Are...are the Qataris starting to take the stadiums apart? The uh...the World Cup's not over yet"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Okay, so Elon Musk's Twitter mentions are about to be fucking HAUNTED, got it.

Indeed, its not a good look for him, especially considering his past practices of hiring without doing due diligence. *puts on tin-foil hat* With that being said, is there perhaps an NFL owner in the market the Washington Post publishes in that's in potential trouble with the government thinking "Hey, my goons found this picture of Jerry Jones, who has the power to get me voted out, can we use it to get some of this heat off of me?"

IT'S BLOOD RIVAL DAY!* *That has only technically been our rivals for about <10 years and the SEC could very well blow up when Texas and Oklahoma join lol

You put a Thursday Night game on TV instead of Amazon and its good. Huh.

*reads the headline* *sees the year and phrase "crowd blocking black students from entering school"* ...fuck I know what this is without even reading the story ☹️

ENJOY THOSE TACOS NOW FOR IN A THOUSAND YEARS THEY WILL BE ILLEGAL! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHY!

Kari Lake: "WE HAVE NOT LOST YET!" The actual current Republican Governor of Arizona: "Congratulations Katie Hobbs on succeeding me as Governor of Arizona."

Wait, that means they could start the "Is Joe Flacco Elite?" meme again. HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS.