Seight

It is my duty to inform you as UE's resident NASCAR watcher beat writer that the guy from the beginning of the "Let's Go Brandon!" meme doesn't have a ride for any of the Daytona races this weekend despite winning at Daytona-like track Talladega 16 months ago.

First thought I had reading that:

If it's a three-year old you might just become addicted to Roblox.

nah

Unfortunately I feel like they'd point that out if they did.

"This response is likely to elevate tension" "...GOOD."

https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2023/02/14/cornell-university-artificial-intelligence-tool-online-conversations-escalate/7271676420422/ "The tool can both inform a person if and when their conversation is starting to get tense, and apply the same approach to your reply in real time. The program will suggest if a response is likely to elevate tensions, encouraging constructive debate rather than vitriol."

I still can't believe the punchline to a month of culture war bullshit was "They're chocolate-covered clams now, lol just kidding everything's back to normal."

THIS TRAILER DID NOT HELP EITHER HOLY FUCK.

Me seeing who posted that (I mean Dennis, not tsar):