Skiles

That's right, so you better riggity-check yourself before you chiggity-wreck yourself.

Yeah, that happens to be exactly my type, bro.

A Wall-E sequel would be rad as fuck. And it would sell. But I actually really like it when a movie is great, and it stands alone. No sequels, no loose ends when it's over, just a singular great experience. It's also great when it's a nice, solid trilogy of movies that wraps itself nicely on the third movie, and never pushes its luck and goes further. You know, like the Toy Story trilogy and how they just made three and ended it there.

...Sorry, I get excited sometimes.

Dude, don't talk shit about my future ex-wife like that!

I'm probably never going to give birth. But I'm an alcoholic, so I've pooped the bed plenty of times to make up for every female on this board.

That's how I feel about alcohol. It was like an old friend that I had some good times with, but ultimately it was ruining my life and making me miserable. So I had to tell it to fuck off. But also like toxic old friends, sometimes you run into each other and you're like, "Hey, maybe I can give this old friendship another chance. Maybe this time things will be different!" And it never is.

I don't know what Pat posted. I must've missed it. But anyway, yeah, it's a good thing Toy Story 4 isn't ever going to happen.

They aren't making a part 4.

Ah, that makes sense.

I'm not sure why I get the fail horn, but okay.

Nope, they aren't.

I mean, I liked it.

What is this, Andrew Dice Clay: The Thread?

And it's a really good thing that they decided to end the series right there, and never make a new one ever again.

I've never seen a sign banning pants... Time to go do some science.

That's racist.

My default answer to the question of whether you should stop talking to anyone will always be yes.

I don't know that I have any. I used to be able to bend my thumb back behind my hand, but I can't anymore. Actually, I'm exceedingly good at the first Spyro game, and Alex Kidd in Miracle World on Sega Master System. I've beaten those games hundreds of times. Literally. So that's pretty useless.

Actually, I'm almost positive you can't use titles as first names, and I believe Sir falls under that umbrella. Maybe I could do Skiles Sir, which would be weird.

Are we talking like, an NFL safety? Because I highly doubt a football player is going to beat a loading gun.

Fun fact: that's 810,000,000,000.

Well, maybe you should've thought about that before your people colonized our land, you filthy Brit! Nah, I'm kidding. I'm only like 10% Irish so I can't claim it. I'm actually mostly German, and we're some conquering motherfuckers, so I can't say shit.

Maybe I'll make my first name Skiles and my last name something weird. Like McGillicutty.

That would be neato.