Y'know, I think someone at your advanced age would like Faith. The graphics are very similar to games you might have played many, many, many years ago.
Hey, don't mention that name in my presence. I have a huge beef with Cau.
...
That isn't true. Cau is a good man, and I like him a lot. I just felt like stirring up shit. <.<
You know that thing where people hold onto a pole and suspend themselves sideways with just their hands? That shit's crazy, dude.
But getting that strong sounds like a lot of work. And I'm allergic to work.