Skiles

Andre had acromegaly. His body was falling apart. That's why he died in his 40s.

All he has to do is get behind him and land a few kicks to the legs. Once he loses his legs, he's done for. I think you are all underestimating how lumbering Andre was. And not to mention how brittle he was.

Yeah, he was super strong, and you would be fucked if he got a hold of you. But Conor would be able to dance circles around him. He'd never lay a hand on him. Plus Andre's reflexes would be slowed because he would probably have had like eight bottles of wine beforehand. That man could put away some booze.

So sad.

Why don't you go outside for a while, dude. Go back some friends. Socialize. Live an actual life. Because you're sad.

I don't even know what that means. Also why are you so invested in what people say on a cartoon message board? Actually, an off-shoot of a carrton message board? That's really weird, dude.

Not really, no.

No, I beat them up, then I run back to the rabbit hole and go back. Haven't you read 11/22/63? I know how these things work.

This is true. But I would imagine Andre the Giant is a lot taller than Conor McGregor. That doesn't mean Andre would stand a chance in a real fight. Not to compare my self to Conor McGregor, mind you. I'm an asshole, but I'm not THAT much of an asshole.

Nah, 28-year-old me has been in WAY more fights than any of those 14-year-olds. Plus I have the element of surprise. You think I would tell them why I was beating them up? Hell no, dude. I would just start hitting them. They wouldn't even know what hit them.

But seriously, I would love to go back in time, with the mind and body I have now, and beat the shit out of the kids who bullied me in late elementary-early middle school. Actually, even more so, I wanna go into my cousin's current middle school and pummel the kids that are picking on her right now. Obviously, that would involve me, an adult, beating up young children. But I'm morally in the clear, because fuck them. So it's fine.

I had my actual pic here for a while, but I decided to switch it up. I might switch back. As far as filling out a profile... meh. Who has that kind of time?

If I had a time machine, I would go back and try to make the British win, just so Zeni never exists. Butterfly effect, baby!

MRE's? What are you, stationed in Iraq?

Like Mussolini, and Kennedy.

Dude, it's LITERALLY impossible.

You shouldn't jerk off in the shower! Cum is really hard on drains. Trust me.

Lucky. I guess I'm just an extra sweaty boy.

You've never gotten sweaty while you get dressed after a shower?

That's good thinking.

So then I start sweating, which makes me feel gross, completely negating the shower.

Not particularly, no.

Yeah, man. I'm pretty much the coolest guy.

My living situation has nothing to do with how fantastic my personality is.