Skiles

I'm talking things like meeting at a bar or club or whatever, and banging that night, or hooking up on an app like Tindr, or whatever the youngsters these days use, or even encounters with sex workers. Y'know, anything where you have known that person for less than, let's say, five hours. You don't need to get into details, I'm just here for the stats. I've had three. Which is more than one would think if they knew me.

... Well, I gotta go take a shit. I'll call you guys later.

I do. I love it. I have a habit of seeing videos, thinking, "I should watch that after the one I'm watching," then getting distracted by another video, and forgetting about it. So I've been saving them there so I don't completely forget about them. I have thirteen videos in there right now. One is five hours, another is three hours.

Well, I was born with heart issues that required open heart surgery as an infant. And this was 1990 open heart surgery. Besides that, all I can think of is that I've been hit by a car four times, and that I was also robbed while working a cash register by a guy who intended to commit suicide by cop. It worked, by the way.

Watching stand-up, listening to music, taking long aimless walks, watching old wrestling matches I love. When I was in rehab I really took to journaling, but I haven't been doing that as much.

I more than make up for by being completely useless. 👌

Oops, that's my kink.

In fairness, punting is what most teams do, most of the time. At its core, football is a game of giving up.

Way too early to be able to say something like, "Put Kenne-deez NUTS in your mouth!" Presumably to whatever porn star he was banging.

I've read the Bibble, and I'm like 95% sure it's Frank.

I mean, let's not make assumptions about the guy.

Anything you want to hear, 'cause that's just who I am this week.

So it's not like pinching a garden hose, then letting it go so the water shoots out faster?

Damn, and I thought COVID 2: Electric Boogaloo was bad enough. Well hey, at least it might lead to a second Renaissance Era, right? That's pretty exciting.

I never met him, but I've heard that this Hitler fellow guy was kind of a jerk. Can anyone confirm this?

i farded then poped

Well, there's the problem. UD is unreliable for good slang and phrases these days, because you can put literally anything on it. I could decide right now that "trambopulo" is a word, and it means to cum on one's own back, and throw it up on UD. And it'll just be there. That's why the NII stopped accepting idioms from there in 2011.

I can't even fathom why or how this became a thing. Women are really out here talking in code and shit? That's wild. I wonder if gay/bi dudes have a similar code. If there is a code, I must have missed that meeting, because God knows I don't know it. Now I can't help but wonder if I missed out on some potential dalliances because I wasn't up to date. They really need to start emailing us when new rules are put in place.

This is pretty fantastic, too. I mean, "chuckles" is just a funny-sounding word anyway. But it pairs brilliantly with "stool," which, when done properly, is right up there on the list of hilarious words for poop.

Now THIS is an idiom I can support! The NII will be pleased. Don't worry, I'll be sure to give you partial credit.

Ah yes, a pop culture reference that I definitely and fully understand and find humorous. I too am a fan of that well-known piece of media.

Yes, and his sidekick, Little Bulak.

I hear their maids are very lusty.

I thought the first 45 minutes were slow, but it ramped up by the end.