garbagepailcat

Me either, dude. It’s a wonder that someone wants to marry me.

This will be long winded and pointless. Everything besides the idea of actually being married sounds like a chore. I definitely don’t want a wedding, but my fiance’s Mom seems butthurt at the idea of not being there to see her first born get married, which makes me feel guilty. Plus, the fact that he mentioned it to me at all makes me think that he doesn’t want to hurt his mom’s feelings or maybe he wants family there. We had tentatively planned on eloping and bringing a close friend/photographer along to capture the moment so that we could later share it during a reception with friends and family. That sounds uncomfortable to me too though cause we have to hire an officiant and do a bunch of bullshit. I like the idea cause the friend was like, “yeah, I’ll shoot the elopement if you pay for my flights,” which is still rad, but it would be about the same as a full blown wedding and then I’m traveling with other people and I don’t really want to share the experience with anyone besides my fiancé. So the next thought was that we could just get married in the courthouse, go somewhere and exchange vows and take wedding portraits, go on our honeymoon, and have a small celebration or make an announcement when we return. Everything is still up in the air, which drives me crazy because I 1: hate uncertainty, 2: want to be married, 3: am bad at decision making. I just want a fancy dress, no people, no big deal, but to still be able to look back on the moment through pictures. ???

Yes. Just a tad.

Boooooo

Idk, @discolemonade. It was just some weird ad, but I have seen an episode of dirty jobs about worm grunting. I think it’s the same thing?

nabs, should I still be expecting a gift? I had a dream about it last night.

It truly is.

It’s cool except the bugs.

Come and get your staph infection

He’s a mountain of a cat.

I CANT. I WANT HOT STICKY SUMMER ALL THE TIME.

I just want everything to be green again.

I’m actually a little goblin, but thank you.

That’s funny! I was just talking about visiting Charleston last night!

hello im v cozy and my sunroom is quickly becoming a pastel wonderland

That’s not his verified account. It’s a fan account.

Congrats, daddy

I couldn’t find a 2007 picture with the same face. Too scene for real faces during 2005-2009.

Pardon me. 97(?)/2017

same

And cleaning chemicals that haven’t entirely done their jobs.

Smells like a jail in here.

Both of these are terrible.

Tell me about it, stud.

Sucks that he looks just like him.