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When she was younger, Liza looked a lot more like Judy.

So I keep practicing on my friends’ pets. P cute.

Some modern bluegrass/country/folky jams that I like: And an oldie that’s been stuck in my head for years:

Full of shit

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My family skips traditional thanksgiving and does a low country boil every year, which is fucking great cause fuck some dry ass Turkey and cranberry sauce. Give me all the shrimp.

There are a lot of bots on Instagram.

Happy birthday!

Gross

Also, I would like to defend my fiancé’s penis and say that he does not normally cum fast. Sometimes the pussy is too good.

No, she’s a very sweet nurse lady who always has baked goods and candles to give to us.

I’m trying my hardest to forget it. They need to never speak again. I think everyone is.

And I have to look her in the eyes. It’s the worst.

In short, my fiancé, while trying to send me a good morning text, sent his mom a really bad, no good, awful, embarrassing text that said I made him cum quick.

@ ME, YA DICKS. I tried to block this out.

@Sawdamizer I have a question. Just to set up the situation, this is a conventional loan on a foreclosed house. Our lender is requiring repairs based on issues found in the appraisal (hvac, chipping paint, stained carpet, and some minuscule drywall repair). We have been told by our realtor to get some quotes for repairs and submit them to the bank that owns the house. Done. Just got them submitted today. What is the likelihood that the bank will make any repairs? Also, why is the lender requiring these repairs? They seem insignificant to us, and we had planned on fixing all of it once it was ours. Forgive me if all of this is stupid. I’m trying to figure out if this house is still a viable option, and it seems like the realtor and lender are too busy to explain anything thoroughly.

I killed it. That’s how it works.

But they’re not protected? That doesn’t say anything valuable. And further, citizen scientists who give their information to entomologists are the reason we know monarchs are in decline. Killing a monarch butterfly, particularly once it is already in its final stage of metamorphosis, is not harmful to their population or an influencing factor at all of their population decline. I’m very well informed on this subject. I assume you are not. Thanks for wanting to help the butterflies, but maybe worry more about the milkweed being killed by Monsanto than me killing a bug in my back yard.

@discolemonade, thanks! I’ve considered it! I just have no idea how much to charge for stuff like this.

That’s entirely false.

Yes, it absolutely was. Dont come at me with pseudoscience.

Thanks! I used to be TERRIFIED of all bugs, but I took an entomology class a few years ago and got over it. It was kind of a life changing experience. I don’t scream when bugs fly by me anymore. Lol.

pretty pleased with them. now if I could just hang them up in a new house... 🙄