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It's almost as bad as that year when the 50 win Clippers had to play the 55/60 win Spurs in the first round. Not fair to either team. I mean Jesus, San Antonio doesn't deserve to be mauled by the Grizzlies first thing. I hope they get rid of conferences soon so these great teams can feast on shitty teams in the East.

I'm about to lose my shit at these horrible small forwards they're forced to play I hope Z Bo murders Chandler Parsons this summer so they can afford his replacement

YO He's a magician

Mike Conley is magic

Thoughts?

Great Raptors meltdown that almost cost them the game. Those turnovers. Memphis looks good in the 1st Q, just can't finish at the rim. They're saying Tony Allen will be out for four more weeks which is depressing. At least losing to San Antonio will be a nice bookend for this Grizzlies incarnation, if it happens, and I'm glad Chandler Parsons isn't out there stealing minutes from Vince Carter or literally anyone else. Kawhi is a destroyer Conley is like magic

I'd probably do something interactive for the customers like "YO, THERE'S A LOOSE DOG it's running down 10 don't go near it, someone call Mr. Dunlap" then take a few noisy tries to hang up the intercom phone.

I thought about doing something like this the week I worked at Kroger but couldn't think of anything funny to say.

Oh my god please stop

I'm not basing this on anything concrete but I'm pretty sure when he Westbrook'd the Thunder out of the playoffs last year vs the Warriors it caused Durant to leave. And maybe Durant just wanted to join an irl video game team anyway and would've left even if Westbrook had played better and didn't go full Westbrook at the end of close games and they still happened to lose to Golden State, but the way it happened probably made that decision a lot easier.

This will contradict my victory lap but he's made a lot of last ever threads, you may get another chance. But I like to think it's finally over.

I'm still here just wandering the land aimlessly. After finally slaying Gemini Shamrock once and for all I am at peace and patiently await a quiet death, knowing my work here is done.

Knockout blow

That's what a leader does

Rondoooo

Buy a blunt off someone and leave

Face paint

I've been to Cedar Point for their October nights... I can't believe you maced an employee for trying to scare you.

It makes infinitely more sense to take away the gun rights of men with a history of violence and harassment against women. That's who shouldn't have guns because that's who almost always does terrible shit with guns, not women with anxiety who want a gun for self defense.

We'll call it hogsrekt In response to the chaos resulting from the economic meltdown of hogsrekt, Prime Minister ghostrek issued a statement today that read "wow ok"

Take the heat off you by being the one to complain the loudest talking about all the flies in this filthy ass building and stuff.

I hate how stupid those gun laws are. "Sorry, your right to own a gun is restricted because you took anti-anxiety medication or something at some point." I know people who joined the military as a teenager and were sent to war who are now afraid to seek medical help for mental issues because they don't want their right to own a gun taken away...which is as counter-productive as a law ostensibly designed to prevent people with mental issues from doing something terrible with a gun can get.

I would, makes sense for him to know that your stalker called and sounded much more pissed off moments after faking being calm and cool with the cop.

I didn't donate $14 for this shit.

I sing this to myself a lot, more than most songs.