Hahahaaa.
This pizza guy I see a lot told me a funny story about the Days Inn down the road. A swinger's club rents out the entire place once or twice a year. Bouncer at the door, all the windows blacked out, naked folks having the run of the place. He's delivered pizzas on a few of those nights and always gets propositioned by everyone he passes and asked to join in, wanting to role-play with the pizza guy.