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NaBarney

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  1. NaBarney

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    You've always been a star. All porn stars are
  2. A woman crying in a room. I hear her saying "No! NO!" repeatedly I knock on the door until a fat man answers He calmly says everything is fine she's just very upset. She's crying in the background out of sight. I linger by the door listening for a few minutes. She stays crying and keeps repeating "No, no, why? ........Why? ......NO." "Why now? Why didn't you tell me this two years ago??" "WHY? NO!" More sobbing. Sounds like the end of a marriage. Pretty exciting night. Also the cop who's always coming in just to bullshit and eat cookies did something bad to get demoted and taken off patrol. He wouldn't say what but I'll never see him again. Solid.
  3. It would be more convenient for the investigators
  4. It would probably be better than the dumb stuff I come up with
  5. NaBarney

    Welp.

    Owned
  6. I didn't know there was a limit on how many I could get or a cooldown time after getting one? No one told me that. I've gotten it changed by tagging Admin[/member] at least 5 times since the privilege to do it myself was taken away and was never told no. I just want Nabreezy I won't ask for awhile after that
  7. NaBarney

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    Those are the best hours though
  8. Rogue_Alphonse[/member] can you change my name to Nabreezy
  9. Why did we even lose the ability to change names anyway. I thought I was pretty much the only person who even did that back when we could.
  10. Get really high and stare at the sky and try not to cry and just don't die
  11. [YouTube] [/YouTube]
  12. NaBarney

    Welp.

    Admin's been viewing this thread for about ten minutes Wall of text incoming
  13. Get fucked up, listen to podcasts and stare at the wall My phone speed is throttled too just let em load first and they won't pause Good luck
  14. I hate that smiley so much It's like custom made for zeni
  15. NaBarney

    Welp.

    See you round someday
  16. NaBarney

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    I'm least likely to be here at 7am, 6am, and 10am, in that order. Makes sense. 6 and 7am I'm usually either at work trying to make it look like I wasn't sitting around on the internet all night for when the bosses show up, or if it's my day off I'm just going to sleep around that time. 8 and 9am I'm either asleep or just getting home from work and fucking around on the internet before bed. 10am I'm always asleep.
  17. David West is such a good passer. He was the highlight of the Warriors game for me. Gordon Hayward is a player I don't know anything about and haven't ever watched. Is he that bad of a bad shooter or was he just scared? They had so many chances to make it a game in the second half and just couldn't make a shot.
  18. I am hoping they lose for that exact reason, in addition to just not liking Harden and that team, + liking Kawhi and the Spurs. Plus the faint possibility of a Rockets-Cavs Finals just makes me feel sick. At halftime I stopped watching game one in disgust
  19. I'll put in a good word for you but the hourly pay starts in the single digits because fuck this country
  20. You'll have to pry it from my cold dead neck
  21. I ruined it and myself, I'm ruined.
  22. I fucked up my life
  23. Can you change my name to NaBlowski Admin[/member]
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