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NaBarney

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  1. Not sure how the Cavs can possibly fix it. Other than the Nets pick no one wants anything they have. Even if there was somehow a taker for any of their players they wouldn't get back anything helpful, they seem pretty stuck running with Love, Rose, Wade, Jeff Green. It's way too early but I'm unreasonably convinced that Jordan Clarkson will end up being the best out of all the young Lakers players which is not good.
  2. I'll watch any found footage film I come across, and almost any cave film, so I had to see this one, but while it got off to an interesting start by the end of it I was hating life just wishing it was over.
  3. @Icarus27k come back to us please
  4. They're harmless and always seemed to be to be particularly intelligent (but that could just be because they are easy to anthropomorphize since they're so cute)
  5. I went to Greenville once, it smelled like West Nile and looked exactly like every shitty two-Taco Bell city in Tennessee except it was eerily quiet and the population looked sicker and more tense
  6. Real life classy sweating like acrid piss dripping wet all fucking drenched every item of clothing on your body for ten and a half months a year. And I imagine y'all got more mosquitos too all dotted up sticky ass red rash looking in your wet clothes all the time
  7. Is we're are sophisticated speak
  8. You live one state over and it's souther
  9. [YouTube] [/YouTube] I sang this at karaoke with someone who is dead now
  10. Say the kids you work with held you down and pissed on you like they did to you back in high school, that's your employer's fault for not protecting you from those big teenagers, now you got ptsd, flip it on em.
  11. https://www.amazon.com/Shattered-Inside-Hillary-Clintons-Campaign/dp/0553447084
  12. Used to have to wait all night for a few songs to download on Limewire
  13. He's just being polite, my cousins love it when I objectify them in the comments of their Facebook pictures late at night
  14. ^ This. Am I just wasting my time waiting
  15. Let them soak up that sweet fleeting sexual assault victim status sunshine they so desperately crave, those egotistical swine, no one will ever remember their names. They try to become immortal by tearing down the monuments we've collectively built for our idols and climbing atop the rubble but all any of them will be remembered as is a hole once coveted by a cultural icon whose name we will remember
  16. Try to get some leaves and small twigs on your clothes, this way if anyone smells alcohol you can very normally explain that it's just the sticks and leaves, some high school campus drunk must have spilled some beer on them and they got on you when you took a shortcut, or maybe it's some sap, anyway no big deal Also make sure to calm your nerves by being drunk when you're explaining this or else it might not make sense to your brain and you'll mess it up
  17. Everyone can 100% hear you and everything you're doing in that shittily constructed townhouse
  18. Technically it isn't Halloween until midnight
  19. Packard makes more money than me, and will forever.
  20. The Cavs are straight garbage. Isaiah is their only hope of not being actual trash
  21. Will today be the day you do not wipe?
  22. Toys R Us is about to go out of business
  23. I just got off work and don't have to go back for over 60 hours, praise today
  24. *There is an insurmountable number of moronic assholes
  25. Nah it's going well stay excited, Embiid is great, you'll probably make the playoffs....idk about Fultz but you got Simmons so who needs em
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