NaBarney

The daily cheeseburgers have protein poisoned his tanning bed fried brain with the good kind of mad cow disease and now he's a master of deals and economics

Didn't know this was a thing. http://www.adultswim.com/promos/rickmobile/ Anyone want me to get them anything?

Oh shit totally forgot I bought two jars of pickles yesterday until just now

They're married Gordon is the wife's boyfriend

I know, I told spindack about all that trash Bellamy's been talking

You do though, we just don't see it, the way God intended

I have never used pepper as an adult, possibly not since preteenhood A little afraid of it

I am okay with whatever the reaction limit is and don't need it changed for myself, though a slightly wider variety of reactions to choose from would be swell Also the regular emoticons are pretty beta like zeni said, but using them at all is pretty beta tbh so it's fine.

Drown it in hot sauce

We talked it over but decided it wasn't worth the effort

The feds don't even bother following you anymore despite all this creepy shit because they're sick of watching you play Sonic for most of every day

Go to northern California for a week, get respectably high, sleep in a tent

Hotel night shift it up with me man, get paid to post. What could be better WHAT COULD BE BETTER

Fuck this thread I try to do one fun, quasi racial sounding thing and it's marred by technical difficulties and an appalling lack of PoUC

What does stand back have to do with anything.. My user name is purple. Nabloom is in purple letters. Still me's user name is in red letters.

It's not too late, just act irredeemably incompetent w ur new responsibilities, get paid a little extra a few weeks, and if they don't demote you just ask to return to your old position, maybe working one shift less a week for awhile since you banked extra cash while taking a tour of retail mid-mgmt life. Don't fuck this up or you'll end up like op

.......how

Oh is it only on mobile that my elegant deep mauve and your impressively difficult to read violet show up? How exclusive, is there no end to the mysteries and secrets lurking in the rainbow depths of our technicolor souls ?

They disgust me. Welcome home to the color collective, baby blue brother.

Piss bubbles

She did have to explain it all but I don't know if she had to show emails he sent, etc. I'll ask for a step by step of the process and will bump this later tonight.

My last gf just did this in September, similar situation -- guy she last dated 2 years ago would use infinite emails to spam her college email account, would periodically call and provide details that prove he is somewhere outside her house watching, lotta deranged soul mate stuff. She went to the law boys and got a restraining order and also had the option of going to the university they both attend to try to get him suspended or kicked out of school, but decided against that since he's crazy and has guns and little to live for as is and that's something you have to consider since some people are so shitty. There's been no emails or any contact since. It only took one day, no having to face him in court or anything but idk details beyond that, nothing helpful. Sorry ur having to suffer this trash fool.

I still watch it but it gets pretty bad at times

Nah, keep climbing. Tippy top, I'm talking Ginguy tier, tax criminal penthouse view