NaBarney

Move like a metronome.

Pretty cool of your mom to let you fuck in her house like that though

Only you can hear me, Summoner!

Condolences to the entire Bobandy family.

Oh no. He's flying with the shit hawks now. I was actually just catching up on the last couple seasons and kept thinking about how bad he was looking. But also that's his character, so it's tricky

AND YOU CAN NEVER QUARANTINE THE PAST

It's not going to be there

I have a freezer full of one kind of microwave meal that I bought a ton of at 50% off, so going to be eating these pretty exclusively for the next couple weeks, all slathered in hot sauces and salsas and sometimes in a tortilla Feels relaxing knowing I don't have to worry too much about figuring out meals for awhile.

About to start Cube, gonna watch the Cubes tonight

This is a fun twist that plays strongly to my cuckular instincts I am pleased.

Snake body instead of legs

I'm a hero

Work 4 days a week at an undemanding job. Make up the difference in pay by cutting out as much extraneous bullshit consumption in your life. It's perfect.

CLOYSTER ICE BEAM

No more rich old white guy Republicans please

Chuck would win an election

How are you saving $500 a month by getting several free meals a week?

Don't get her Pokemon Moon. DO get her the new Pokemon Ultra Moon which comes out next month.

They better read quick

Please do the right thing here admin. This is our last, best chance to be rid of those FFUCKING fanfictons

Might wanna get checked for worms too, a surprisingly very common and normal situation that drains the life energy and weakens the host

Low level meme clearance

The Master

It's going to get somebody

Much smarter than people who work overtime