NaBarney

Is that a turtle with wings? You killed your turtle, didn't you

Your pension

So when they do it should be a lifetime of unnecessary suffering for all members of the family Don't raise wages so that someone who works full time can support a child, don't give paid sick time let alone paid vacation time to every worker Do you even know what the average worker in America makes, do you know what the median household income is, do you know how many fucking people You're sick I don't even wanna do this with you again

How many people could you support with just your income.

This from the same guy who values human life so little he once said he'd rather walk into the woods and let the coyotes eat him than receive medical assistance he couldn't pay for himself

Probably because he's afraid to post there and also it's a shitpost. There's already Syria threads in Rants so it really should get thrown in the dumpster.

I took him away from you and I'm coming back for more

He's out for blood tonight like

Confirmed - Paul Ryan is quitting congress to join the pimp lobby

Craigslist personals are down too Though looking at the notice it looks like it's a decision craigslist made bc of a new law that would make them liable if anyone exchanges money for sex This is crazy

At least you know that means your body is working right unlike these folks who eat there regularly and it doesn't faze them because they think feeling that much like shit all the time is normal Like it is but not to that degree

Mahbe hell start freaking out over all the lived he's ruined Gets high and at 75 years old is forced to confront consciously for the first time in his life that he doesn't believe in heaven but sure believes in hell and knows that's where he's going

I don't get why all these kids are growing out of Pokémon so quickly. Don't they understand that it is for life and there are no other things

The Quinn Cook Warriors lost their last game by 40 and they had all their guys that they're gonna have for the first round playing full minutes. If Kawhi comes back for this series this could be a huge upset, hard to bet against Durant but Klaymond has not been stepping up as much this season and I don't think 2015 Iggy is coming back to save them, there's only so much they can do without Steph. Then again this has been the weirdest Spurs season in a long time. Either way, the west is wide open this year and it is great. FINALS MVP GINOBILI IMO Houston was always the favorite for the 1 seed after they got Chris Paul but they are not winning a title, idc what anyone says. Being that reliant on 3's and free throws and James Harden in high pressure situations is just not going to work, and I look forward to the always way too tense Playoff CP full on melting down and screaming at Harden at some point Utah has somehow been great (idk never watch them) and I don't think OKC is getting past them (watched them too much to be confident) but that's a series worth catching every game of for the sheer drama alone, + the weird Rubio-Westbrook matchup. Adding Corey Brewer was a godsend, if their coach finally realizes that he cannot play Melo in the last like, eight minutes of 4th quarters they will have a chance, especially if they run more stuff for Steven Adams who should be looking to go full asshole and ruin Gobert's entire life. Glad AD and Playoff Rondo got in but maaaan what could've been with Boogie, that's Portland's series to lose. Kind of sucks that the Wolves won that final game over the Nuggets for the 8 seed last night, Denver is a fun team, but neither was ever going to go anywhere this year. I can't believe 47 wins is what it takes to make the playoffs out west now, can we please get rid of conferences so that actually good teams can play instead of the Wizards and Bucks every year by default. Love the Cavs Pacers matchup just because we're getting another installment in the storied LeBron vs Lance Stephenson rivalry. Since the Celtics are dead in the water and Toronto is never getting out of the east by God's decree it's looking like another cakewalk for Cleveland, with the exception of one team So, I'm picking Philly to make the Finals even with Embiid working his way back from that freaky eye injury, and despite the fact that they could easily lose to Miami in the first round because they're a bunch of 21 year olds and Miami is a sneaky scary team full of solid veterans used to playing with each other doing whatever their championship coach says. Man I'm so glad it's nothing like last year, these are exciting times

I WILL DESTROY YOU

No..... NO

Let me battle her. Pm me her friend code Gonna beat her and buddy Jr and all yalls kids

Is it though?

Sonic

A beautiful cascading natural waterfall with a sewage pipe jutting out the side of it so there's shit streaming down

Indeed, note how smoothly the smile spreads across his regular face, not suspiciously herky jerky at all. There's no doubt about it, that's real human skin

Just your typical, real human

Be less sedentary and stop eating McDonald's and trash frozen children's foods like chicken nuggets and pizza as staples of your diet