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Tsar thinks cops shooting people in the back while they're running away is also age and guile winning again

That's what cats think to themselves once they finally get the chance to eat their elderly owners faces

He had to have been homeless himself, no one else could get into that many physical disputes with homeless people

Steph Curry would have won ten rings in the 90s

Yeah he probably won't get to six because the competition is so much better these days than it was during the 90s when you could still be one of the best players and juggle that with alcoholism and a coke problem

Unlike MJ we'll never get to see LeBron spend a league-mandated vacation taking a swing at another sport because he doesn't have a horrible gambling problem

Lol yeah, take Kyle Korver off that team and it completely falls apart. Making the Finals this year would be a genuine feat, unlike a lot of years when it's basically by default bc LeBron is so good and the east stays so bad. I'm still hoping Philly can do it though, if they can even get past this random Boston team

When you feel the darkness shining through What're you gonna do

Yeah, he's crazy good. Like Skiles said it's easy to take him for granted just because of how much he plays and how consistent he is. Sometimes it's obnoxious when he gets desperate and works the refs so he can shoot 15 free throws like in the last 2 games of that Pacers series, even though he already gets every 50/50 call and them some in his favor. And he's a pretty cancerous teammate in the sense that every team he's on has this weird half-life because it has to be the LeBron show at the expense of the next best players on the team, like he doesn't exactly make good players great as much as he makes mediocre players good and good players worse. Meanwhile he's in GM mode fully involved in all the major roster decisions. And that can only work for a few years before it breaks. But individually he's a monster. I'd still put Tim Duncan above him tho

Get an Adderall prescription You'll never shut up

I hate the guy more for his all around dumbness than bc of his mediocre music

I hate that show so much

I like evenings and early mornings before other people wake up because it's sunny and cool out/not deathly hot and it's quiet and I'm usually gearing up for bed around that time so it's kinda like my twilight.

The earth being even somewhat recognizable by the time I am old enough to be able to retire (age 87)

Oh good, eating weed is healthy for your health

What kind of pill is that code for?

It's all the indoor lighting

An exterminator came to the wrong address, when he was leaving he looked at the swarm buzzing around our house and said "that is the most carpenter bees I have ever seen." There's so many

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I've only touched alcohol on several nights this year, most in the last week

So like the writing staff changed and now the TBS writers have made it a worse show? I didnt even know TBS had writers or original programming

Don't allow some other drunk driver to drive you anywhere, only trust your own drunken instincts

I'm my own designated drunk driver But never pills. Never, never pills. That's what's important

Just checked the mail Student loan letter reminding me that I need to go fuck myself