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I think it would actually be fun as hell. A lot of laughing

At the beach or a public park drinking 4% beer in his car scowling at all the couples having a nice day out

Go fight for Rojava

Alright 1 for 2 then, just don't start calling me Misaka now

@pail knows what's good

I have exasperatingly perfect attendance

You can already change your name and avatar here, on this forum of like 100 people... What does creating a new account do for you. Anyway, let's battle

That's the best one. I also really like There is No Enemy, it's got a couple of the slightly more explicit socialist anthems. This might be my favorite song of theirs even though it ain't got the walls of crashing guitars or anything too special They think that they get it But they always get it wrong They'll play your favorite song Just to sell shit to you I've heard that they'll sell anything And I think they might I think Bill Hicks was right About what they should do And just because you love something doesn't mean it's yours to buy Been selling it so long that no one even knows the reason why You've been messing with our minds Getting rich wasting our time ~~

Yeah it's definitely not him. I'm gonna go with killjoy denying his identity out of spite, if it's someone else that's fine, but I'm not going to waste the brain space distinguishing between two identical personalities, they killjoy now.

Sakura does have an account here but hasn't been on in like six months, if he's come back to call zeni a mommy's boy and be killjoy with better sentence structure that's kinda disappointing but also understandable since what else is there really Edit - nah, Ninja Gaiden guy messed up your/you're a couple posts up, definitively not Slick Sentence @Leon

Ooooooh yaaaaaaaa I keep coming back, I'm stuck on em

Life's a dream

You have multiple accounts here? Why does anyone have multiple accounts here.

Your folly is that you never believed in the heart of the cards *Pikachu howls*

Wait really, you sound so much exactly like him. Screen name of some Japanese bullshit, a posting history almost entirely composed of zeni threads with a couple of not friendly replies to/about Packard and fuggs sprinkled in, calling zeni things like little man, little creep, other internet tough guy stuff, referencing his old school antics, absolutely no normal posts about like your own interests or anything not attacking zeni - all killjoy's MO. I mean everyone takes potshots at zeni but you got the kj approach down verbatim. But alright, if you want to be anon that's cool, "definitely not" killjoy, got it. Welcome back anyway, mysterious old ASMBer.

Jesus, any of it. Just any one thing.

I mean I'd love it if that were true, if it was someone else from far back enough to have an opinion on Satyr's shtick, spontaneously appearing here and running with the Musket mis-ID. Doing some weird shit. I just don't think we're that lucky. Now go kiss your brother on the cheek.

GO HUG YOUR ADULT SON, HE MIGHT NOT COME VISIT AGAIN

Nah I pinged him right away, no rocky quasi romantic past required. This probably won't mean much to anyone aside from Pat and idek who else has been around long enough to remember pre-2010 Babbling, but if the all caps rant about black holes and math hadn't already convinced me, this would be more than enough. It's him. Stop pretending like you don't recognize your own son standing before you, a little older, a little wiser... https://unevenedge.com/topic/26907-unban-zenigundam/?page=2&tab=comments#comment-443043 VirtualSatyr ran into a wall much earlier than that because he tried to be brilliant with it. His premises were so unbelievably absurd that it became hard to top himself and he just couldn't do it. He strolled into ridiculousness and didn't know how to follow himself. That's the lesson of the internet. If you want to last, be The Simpsons.

Look you're making it really hard for this Musket alt of mine to get any traction, why don't you back off.

AN IMPOSTER! But nah that rant about black holes and math sealed it for me, it's him. He must've meant he's only smelled but not tasted beer so far that day, not ever, and said he'd dare not taste bc that was posted at like noon Pacific time and he's not an alcoholic. Enough of this reluctance. Embrace your brother.

Jesus, it hurts. If y'all weren't always on fire and running out of water I'd already be out there