Vela

Can't let us have anything, can you 😕

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Why thank you 😘

My best impression of an opossum.

What is happening?!

T H U M M M M M M U H

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you do look rather pale

Mine sometimes takes the garbage out for me and often brings yummy food over...but she also comes over demanding I garden in my yard and then saws down a maple sapling when I'm not around which falls on top of my wooden post cracking it and knocking the top off and doesn't say anything about it hoping I'll assume it was old and, Idk, the wind blew it off 😶... ... I live next door to a sour patch kid 🤨

sweet of you

Fear of a Blank Planet made the wrong assumption and got caught in a knife fight...in the cafe at a nudists resort.

Mmmhm

I was diagnosed with positional vertigo this year. I'm otherwise pretty healthy so I guess the universe decided I was getting too old to leave unscathed. My first 'episode' came out of nowhere...much like the floor does when I'm walking down a long hall on a bad day

I feel like there should be a song coming on...

shitting only once a week is unhealthy but I can see why you'd be excited enough to post about it when it finally happens

Now that's a fun date.😁

Yeeeeeah, I'm good at posting about nothing. Oh,😃 well I see that enough right here 😋

Yeah, I don't think I'd live there. Probably not.

... ...where is the horrified emote...

Oh. Wow. Okay. For some reason I'm picturing a Who Done it scenario but hosted by a magician who thinks himself amazing but is actually very flat.

Alright that's it. Who are you and how did you find me😮

I heard You won't believe the stuff that's in there. It's ridiculous.

You do realize that I have to venture there now right? It's entirely out of my control now.

😖stawp peer pressuring me!

right?