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Vela

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  1. Vela

    Hey Poof

    Well the one I was talking about is taken. Hwvr she has a sister that's single and closer in age to you
  2. Oh muh god no, just no
  3. What was that dick all the way to the right doing before this pic? There's a ring around it's...uh I'm gunna go with lip.
  4. wut? 😆
  5. That's funny - the only time I've ever been summoned was when I was in Jersey And...I'm not gunna say how I got out of it because it's extremely poor advise.
  6. ...as far as refrigerated garbage food goes... even though we don't know exactly how far that is. also maybe don't refer to your tummy as a garbage.
  7. But still. Good when we know just how useless we are. Or not, respectively.
  8. Vela

    Hey Poof

    Well like I said, she was just like you. A little older now but still found her one and we all really like him too. Actually he's kind of annoyingly good at everything and very good looking as well...but so is she (good looking, not good at everything, not by a long shot) - it's all very wonderfully annoying, lol.
  9. I can ttly do posters But I don't drive ^.^
  10. Idiocracy. Don't worry Doom, you play Joe. But who is this "Hidden"? I'm CURIOS?!
  11. Oh can I please please please please!!!!!
  12. Ohhhh...I pizza in the shape of a donut ...that...comes in a plastic bag... ...is it microwaved in this plastic bag?
  13. Yaaaay! Congratulations! ...on getting married I mean. Well okay on that too I guess, why not.
  14. Well then, happy Father's Day, Candy!
  15. Maybe he means it would be terrible if somebody was so useless they couldn't get laid. Some people think it's way more difficult than it is 😋
  16. Vela

    Hey Poof

  17. Vela

    Hey Poof

    I just got back from the bridal shower of a cousin who was just like you
  18. Idk, maybe belly raspberries will help? It's time though. I say 'Good night' to you. Sleep well when you do
  19. time to get shit done I guess.
  20. That... ...I've got ...I can use my words, just give me a second... aw fuck it...I think it's sheets time, lol. Nighty night. Sleep well when you do
  21. Not a terrible predisposition to have 😊
  22. Like target practice? Just how bad is your aim, hun?
  23. >.> <.< Okay. We're okay.
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