Vela

You have nice teeth. Good. See. I...for some reason I'm afraid to say yes right now.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

And I'm just happy you did <_< ja hafta make it weird for?

Oh rally... I'll always Even the ones with kids? I haven't looked up any statistics in a while.

whoa

Still Tom Hanks.

Meh, just one? Woulda been funny had you tried to pick up the stack and bring it to the back I bet if you did it like you meant business nobody woulda said anything.

Oooo ahhhhh

I luv you guys. *hugs all posters in thread*

Nobody to blame but yourself. Or if you're German and knew Jan Hus you could say 'your goose is cooked!' ⬅this is not Jan Hus btw

Together we can make one whole outfit!

I have no concept of time

It's just that you do such a good job. lol, love that garbage

AC broken? Gas leak? Bomb scare? Somebody been microwaving fish again?

Your hair looks squishy and soft

>.> <.< (what about a butler's outfit...)

I don't think that's stupid. But nicking yourself is definitely part of the learning process. I think the reason some people mix the shaving cream is to figure out what consistency works the best for them.

Good, you're on a good path so far. I do. I guess not really different, like isn't that kinda what you do on any dating website? But still interesting! My cousin met his wife that way, been married almost 10 yrs and has two kids

My Insecurity-antennae are never wrong Talk less do moar! But wait...it's a forum. I'm so confused

XD XD XD Is this something you've all been waiting in anticipation for? XD XD XD

I love it! It's like we're dancing together! Except srsly though... take your pants off 🤨 No? Okay then...I give you a rooster.

Not only because you remind me of a humanoid extraterrestrial from a 1970's sitcom that launched Robin William's career, but also because you're the perfect tool for my sausage and couscous lunch which I am enjoying immensely right now. Nanoo nanoo, Spork. Nanoo nanoo.

*huggies goodnight notthediaper*

🖤🖤🖤