Vela

Well it's been a while since somebody withheld sugar from me. But thinking about it now...yeah I couldn't do that now. Lots of little things give me headaches these days. Idk how @Vamped does it

I'm literally bent over my keyboard laughing. Thank you.

I wasn't allowed sugar as a kid...so when I got a hold of gum every now and then I would camp on that piece of gum until it wasn't even chewy anymore. Anybody else? Anybody ever chew gum for so long there was no elasticity and it would basically fall apart, just slimy bits in your mouth? Srsly people, don't deprive your kids of sugar...they'll do questionable things for it 😶

I love this entire post 💜

XD This is what I saw To which I say...*gasp* Geet over here! *monster voice* GetOverHere! *vigorouslypetspetspetspetspetssqueeeezpetspets* 😁 And good morning to you 😉 😄

😆 anything more would come off as suspicious!

Honestly when you put it like that... I'd go to see if he really has an actual dungeon.

Like that's all she had in the dryer?

Aw...I feel for the desperate internet boys.

ohuuuuuukay...how'bout whistling? Can you whistle?

Aw *pats your shoulder* can you snap with your fingers?

Naw, both are for girls too. I like both a good squeeze and a nibble/tonguetwist. And as for the TF...it's a less hand-cramping way to go about it, imo...plus I kinda find it hysterical...I find penises hysterical but I'm good at my resolve I won't laugh in your face, lol. This is absolutely true though. With the boob squeeze I specifically like it with the pressure on the outside going inward...how the hell would any guy know that unless I showed/told them XD

Who needs an excuse!

You and chasing tail smh

Well she's lucky she has you to care for her.

Goddamn I wish I wasn't so curious by nature! >.<

This is great Doom. I was waiting for this thread when you were talking about it in the other thread. Glad it's happening

If I massage the cow can I be in the band?

Oh good, I've been waiting 😶

YeahthaswutImeant! "I mean" as in how could we not to that face!

You mean a maine coon and the promise of food n beer? Honestly the main coon woulda done it for me. And I don't mean Xanatos pretending to be a Main.

I mean her face is too fresh for these boards

I can't count how many police sirens I heard tonight. Guess it's good they weren't ambulance sirens.

I want one