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Vela

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  1. Aw...I feel for the desperate internet boys.
  2. ohuuuuuukay...how'bout whistling? Can you whistle?
  3. Aw *pats your shoulder* can you snap with your fingers?
  4. Naw, both are for girls too. I like both a good squeeze and a nibble/tonguetwist. And as for the TF...it's a less hand-cramping way to go about it, imo...plus I kinda find it hysterical...I find penises hysterical but I'm good at my resolve I won't laugh in your face, lol. This is absolutely true though. With the boob squeeze I specifically like it with the pressure on the outside going inward...how the hell would any guy know that unless I showed/told them XD
  5. Who needs an excuse!
  6. You and chasing tail smh
  7. Well she's lucky she has you to care for her.
  8. Goddamn I wish I wasn't so curious by nature! >.<
  9. This is great Doom. I was waiting for this thread when you were talking about it in the other thread. Glad it's happening
  10. If I massage the cow can I be in the band?
  11. Vela

    Awww shit

    Oh good, I've been waiting 😶
  12. YeahthaswutImeant! "I mean" as in how could we not to that face!
  13. You mean a maine coon and the promise of food n beer? Honestly the main coon woulda done it for me. And I don't mean Xanatos pretending to be a Main.
  14. I mean her face is too fresh for these boards
  15. I can't count how many police sirens I heard tonight. Guess it's good they weren't ambulance sirens.
  16. I want one
  17. Mm. Life will slap it right outta your hands.
  18. It's terrible TERRIBLE! Much like this woman's balance
  19. I guess that'd be one way to get better at it. It'd be a slow start though.
  20. Do any of your box fans have a handle on them? If so attach a fitted sheet to the handle and sleep under/inside the air bubble the fan creates with the sheet. You'll see.
  21. kewl. Sound like me and the piano
  22. Ahhh back in the day. I had a friend that was always taking me to shows and random ppls houses like I was a pocket poodle or something, cause she was super protective of me even though we were the same age, she was always *arm out - head shake * No, you're tiny, you'd get wrecked. Lol. I mean I get it, I was small and I liked to climb on top of things...dumpsters, buildings, moving cars...but STILL! So you drum then.
  23. =OhhhhhhhhhhWHAT?!?!
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