Vela

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That's what he would like to be doing, yes.

Blame them or listen to hair metal?

Needs a cover photo

Aint nuth'n bad in thare, babeh

I am teh laugh teh also

Right?!

Hah! I almost posted about this yesterday. Those tiny sons of of bitch.

Nice. I almost forgot that existed.

You mean liquid cancer?

Like IN there

lmao XD

Shucks. I MEAN YEAH! Yeah I ttly understand. Now let's get to undulating.

WTHF?!!!! NOBODY LOVES CUTTLEFISH MORE THAN I DO!!!! Give me back my super hero theme!!! Or I swear I will hunt you down and just when you think you're getting the most amazingly psychedelic lap dance in your entire life I will FUCKEN SPEAR YOU THROUGH YOUR CHEST WITH MY HOOKED TENTACLE AND DEVOUR YOU WHOOOOLLLLLEEEEE!!!! Oh shit. Jeeze. I suddenly understand how easy it is to succumb to villainy >.>

lmao

Wanna cuttle bone together? Lol...you can dress up as a girl if you want. That's another thing the male cuttlefish can do - they disguise themselves as females to avoid having to fight other males while gett'n their moves on.

I think I can do a pretty good imitation of this chick singing. It's been stuck in my head all damn day.

HEY that's a misrepresentation of the term Heathen!

i am see debate topic

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OMGAWD MUST PROTECT MOTHRA!!!!!!!

Mmm, yeah you are.

That you're a guy? Just a hunch. Lol, I'm kidding. I based it on your skin-tone and the color of your arm hair and also I've learned a thing or two about you from living under your floor boards and eat out of your garbage after you've fallen asleep...

It's possible that that's visible in your right hand

That sounds like a fucken perfect night! And thanks! Unfortunately it's hard to find a pack of six that doesn't have pink in it. So...my secret is sometimes I wear pink 😐😄