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You mean that shitty Bluetooth speaker?. That thing probably doesn't work half the time.

It's not Nielson. It's really the G-Men. They're coming for you, Kenny,

His real name is Weiner, so I'm sure they just assumed he was also a Pedo.

God damnit. I clicked expecting a cheap laugh, but I ended up really fucking wanting this game.

Yes, I do believe you recounted the episode.

I read that as you defiled your car.

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attorney

I'm pretty sure he can't, given the casinos are replacing all those worthless union janitors with Jose and his extended family.

You don't live in New York City.

Most certainly. I do like the new hard drive feel.

The infinite boot loop is always unfixable. Were you able to recover files off of it?

That someone still listens to AM talk. They're probably planning, as we speak, how to yank your favorite shows off the air to maximize the cruelty.

You teaching someone to count money? That couldn't possibly go wrong.

Or maybe they'll post your log at the office cooler so everyone can laugh at you. I'm thinking that.

More like the only failure great enough to push Trump to suicide would be having literally everything he's stolen from more deserving people to be taken away from him. Seriously though, once he's out as President, he's a goner.

FInally, someone smart in the family... ...or so I would like to say.

I believe Trump hasn't owned it for a few years now. Sadly, its failure wasn't able to push Trump to commit suicide.

Her sense of humor.

Hot Toddy's work great. 8oz Hot Water. 1 Bag Herbal Tea. 1oz Bourbon. 1 Tablespoon Honey. 1 Lemon Wedge.

You should introduce me some time.

Good plan.

Couldn't he just pick up a dead hooker out of the TaJ Mahal dumpster? The selection must be enormous.

Look at fuggs, growing a conscience. The thing about obesity is that it's directly related to eating the wrong kind of food and eating at the wrong time. Increased intake of unprocessed foods in conjunction with smaller and more numerous meals make it easier to do things like mild exercise. The scooters are a bane on society.

Drink lots of water.