scoobdog

That sucks. What did you drink?

Well, that's a shitty dream to have. I think the interesting part is that you're afraid your woman is going to steal it from you. I'm not big on the whole symbolism in dreams thing, but it sure seems like there is some kind of power struggle in the relationship, even if it isn't any kind of obvious argument or anything,

This guy gets it.

... That deserves a "Shut up, Scoob."

It was two or so pages after the Dragon Ball Z powers thing in the murder thread. It's not often you get to see Luuv blow his top.

Yeah, I tried a little too hard with this one. It was a combination of that and Ben being told he was a human turd by Luuv.

I'd go Super Saiyan on the Home Depot Hottie, and we'd have a special little boy that Luuv won't want to flush down the toilet.

Personally, my feelings were hurt when he left.

I am shamelessly stealing that IRL.

Well, that trailer was full of stupid people with dumb expressions, so I guess best is relative?

What's up with people trying to ruin the good vibes? Can't say I've ever been so lucky, so color me envious.

Meh

What kind of chips?

Don't have snapchat.

Yeah, it's strange how many people are posting about losing a pet. I had to put my Julie to sleep on Monday because she was convulsing. Then, someone I know from school had to put his cat to sleep Tuesday. Then, I saw Saddy post. Now this.

He was too busy trying to impress you.

I only go for jury duty. I'm sure they can tell how bored I am when I walk by.

'sup bananas?

'Cause you're a junkie.

Nope.... Still not as stupid as MD.

Show them what, exactly?

It seems that the real problem with this is that the word enables people's insecurities. Ideally, you should never have to say something that you could demonstrate, but you can't demonstrate love to the people that demand to hear it. More often than not, the word stands in for something you can't provide them. I've never thought it to be the little innocuous phrase to be thrown around to appease - it inevitably warns of an incompatibility.

Weed burgers?

No, it's just sad.

C'mon man. There's nothing funny about any of this. The last thing her daughter deserves is to be an orphan.