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scoobdog

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  1. scoobdog

    Hey...

  2. You ain't got shit: Let me just rattle this off: you live in an run down apartment, you get paid shit wages, you don't have a car. You're fucking broke. Now let's see that score.
  3. Edit Gawddammit At any rate, I feel less bad about killing vermin when I have a lackey doing it.
  4. scoobdog

    Hey...

    I think if you raise a kid like you would any other household pet, they tend to be somewhat less aggressive than their barnyard counterparts. I wouldn't really know though.
  5. You worried I'm going to steal from your broke ass?
  6. scoobdog

    Hey...

    I'm ready for my walk....
  7. He said post it. Show us the proof.
  8. I leave the rats and mice to my cats to take care of.
  9. Fact: Kenny is in for a surprise vacation.
  10. scoobdog

    Hey...

  11. She so purdy I don' care if she tear me to pieces afterward.
  12. Oh I agree: you won't be in that apartment much longer. No sir.
  13. You most definitely won't.
  14. And your brother is most certainly grateful for that.
  15. I think your shitty little hovel and that failing casino you work at will be razed to the ground before Warton is. I mean, what else is the property good for?
  16. Well. It looks like time is short. Those bills can add up quickly on a college professor's salary.
  17. Happy Birthday!
  18. You'll be long gone before Wharton is. I wonder what your brother and sister-in-law are up to today?
  19. It sure would be nice if music streaming was truly random.
  20. But that's a lot of System of a Down. I didn't know anyone could listen to that much of it at once without, you know, violently shitting out his own intestines.
  21. This is inane even by Kenny standards.
  22. Nuh uh. My hands are cold because I need someone to warm them for me.
  23. Wow. He's got a halo and a bulge in his pants there.
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